"That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself."

-- Craig Ferguson

“I'm approaching a period in my life though where I'd like to be totally absorbed into music, doing concerts, writing something. Basically, that IS what I am doing.”
“In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.”
“I believe that the formation of the Chekas was one of the gravest and most impermissible errors that the Bolshevik leaders committed in 1918 when plots, blockades, and interventions made them lose their heads. All evidence indicates that revolutionary tribunals, functioning in the light of day and admitting the right of defence, would have attained the same efficiency with far less abuse and depravity. Was it necessary to revert to the procedures of the Inquisition?”
“Pray the largest prayers. You cannot think a prayer so large that God, in answering it, will not wish you had made it larger. Pray not for crutches but for wings.”

Source : Phillips Brooks (1906). “The More Abundant Life: Lenten Readings”
“When you destroy midwives, you also destroy a body of knowledge that is shared by women, that canâ€™t be put together by a bunch of surgeons or a bunch of male obstetricians, because physiologically, birth doesnâ€™t happen the same way around surgeons, medically trained doctors, as it does around sympathetic women.”
“If it's true what is said, that only the wise discover the wise, then it must also be true that the lone wolf symbolizes either the biggest fool on the planet or the biggest Einstein on the planet.”
“I don't like to be constrained to any one medium. I like to surprise and amuse - and indeed, torture - myself by weaving back and forth between images and words of all sorts, and trying to create work in the end that feels "of a piece." This is why I resist calling myself a "cartoonist." It doesn't seem to describe what I do.”

Source : "Interviews: On Cartooning". "POV", www.pbs.org.
“Don't give advice unless you're asked.”

Source : Amy Alcott (1993). “Amy Alcott's Guide to Women's Golf”, Plume Books

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