"What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant."

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Dave Chappelle

#Funny Quotes #Weed Quotes #Bags Quotes

“I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to,”
“I had a lot of friends that were extremely hedonistic, extremely debauched, swapping partners etc.”
“Many artists use their own lives as a kind of case study to examine what it's like to be human.”
“I think there is limits to the assumption that wherever you are, the situation in a way tells you how to behave.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“The women in my family - my grandmother and my mother - have been both sources of comfort and terror. Protection was not always available.”
“Prayer begins where our power ends.”
“Speaking to the subject is the most overrated thing in journalism,”
“No love is Love that subjugates the Lover. No love is Love that feeds on flesh and blood. No love is Love that draws a woman to a man only to breed more women and men and thus perpetuate their bondage to the flesh.”

Source : Mikhail Naimy (2011). “The Book of Mirdad: The strange story of a monastery which was once called The Ark”, p.107, Duncan Baird Publishers

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