"A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Love Quotes #Cat Quotes #Men Quotes

“Trees Lounge is based on my own life. Both my parents like the movie. My father, of course, thinks it's a masterpiece.”
“People can sense when someone is fake or real on TV.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Modern science has been a voyage into the unknown, with a lesson in humility waiting at every stop. Many passengers would rather have stayed home.”
“Never judge a philosophy by its abuse.”
“Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending.”
“It is the Jews who originated biblical exegesis (a critical analysis of the Bible), just as they were the first to criticize the forms and doctrines of Christianity...Truly has Darmesteter written: 'The Jew was the apostle of unbelief, and every revolt of mind originated with him.'”
“If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.”

Source : "David Hasselhoff hopes for a retro ‘Knight Rider’ movie". Interview with Alicia Rancilio, www.vancouversun.com. November 9, 2012.
“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t”

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