"I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“I have a concordance to the Talmud at home, which I have to use.”
“You can't really achieve anything in three years.”
“Who's not a fan of Don Williams? He's the gentle giant.”
“The best way to help people to maximize their creative potential is to allow them to do something they love.”
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
“I feel that the music that I do is somewhat of a lost art and it's not as popular as dance or pop music and people are not as interested in it. But it's something that I believe in and I feel that it's needed, so that's why I do it and I will keep doing it until everybody hears it and gets it.”
“The vision is true north for the soul. It is a permanent, intuitive compass direction for a human being. Every person inevitably strays from the path. Life is an endless experiment and course correction. The vision brings one back to the true path.”
“I pray to be of service to the playwright, the audience, the other actors and my character.”

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