"The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns."

-- Andy Borowitz

#Believe Quotes #Cutting Quotes #Gun Quotes

“Donâ€™t sign on for more problems than you must. Resist the temptation to involve yourself in other peopleâ€™s zones of expertise and responsibility. Monitor troublesome situations if you need to, but donâ€™t insert yourself unless youâ€™re running out of time and a solution is nowhere in sight. In short, stifle your inner control freak.”
“The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus,”
“Are we acting like a couple? I'm just trying to get it straight. Cause I'm over here convinced that it's too early for mistakes.”
“Newton was not the first of the age of reason. He was the last of the magicians, the last of the Babylonians and Sumerians, the last great mind that looked out on the visible and intellectual world with the same eyes as those who began to build our intellectual inheritance rather less than 10,000 years ago.”
“Grief jumps out at you when you're least expecting it.”
“Churches that make an impact are more focused on putting boots on the streets than butts in the seats”
“To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”
“Look at what realists have done for us. They have led us to war and climate change, poverty on an unimaginable scale, and wholesale ecological destruction. Half of humanity goes to bed hungry because of all the realistic leaders in the world. I tell people who call me 'unrealistic' to show me what their realism has done. Realism is an outdated, overplayed and wholly exaggerated concept.”

Source : "Soul man" by John Vidal, www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2008.

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