"You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid."

-- Larry David

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“I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange.”
“Who are we, this government or this country, to redefine the term marriage that has meant one man and one woman across cultures, across ages, across geographical barriers since before state and religion themselves?”
“Remember: He WANTS your fellowship, and He has done everything possible to make it a reality. He has forgiven your sins, at the cost of His own dear Son. He has given you His Word, and the priceless privilege of prayer and worship.”
“To be 'free' only when things are pleasant is not real freedom.”
“I think I started to come into my own when I started doing more original material, and that, I think, culminated in 1998's Modern Cool. I insisted on going my own way. I think until you're more prolific, people don't trust that. So at first I think it was harder. They didn't know what to think, but as I continued along that path, they generally came my way.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“In the existence of our lives, there are many coincidences that bring people together, but there's only one person that will own your heart forever.”
“So closely interwoven have been our lives, our purposes, and experiences that, separated, we have a feeling of incompleteness--united, such strength of self-association that no ordinary obstacles, difficulties, or dangers ever appear to us insurmountable.”
“To rally every black sheep is my goal.”

Source : "Stone me!". Interview with Jon Savage, www.theguardian.com. August 9, 2008.

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