"I fart in your general direction."

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Source : "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.

Graham Chapman

#Comedy Quotes #Fart Quotes

“There's a moment in Sarah Manguso's The Guardians when she writes, "I try not to make anything up, and I fail every time." I get giddy when I come across lines like that - when the writer is not only making a meta-move, but one that troubles truth and fiction, the nature of genre itself.”

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