"YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe."

-- Jenny Lawson

#Safe Quotes #Calm Quotes #Dishwashers Quotes

“Most people I know feel that life would be complete if they could just lose ten pounds.”

Source : Betty Jane Wylie (1986). “Successfully single: how to live alone and like it”
“The readiness to praise others indicates a desire for excellence and perhaps an ability to realize it.”
“nothing decorates a home like books. There they are, waiting to decorate the mind, too!”
“I told myself, 'All I want is a normal life'. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was a part of me that enjoyed hating school, and the drama of not going, the potential consequences whatever they were. I was intrigued by the unknown. I was even slightly thrilled that my mother was such a mess. Had I become addicted to crisis? I traced my finger along the windowsill. 'Want something normal, want something normal, want something normal', I told myself.”
“I wasn't raised with money, so I had to get used to having it. I think I've adjusted to it pretty well.”
“It's not the most conducive weather to play softball in, but you've got to come out and play it.”
“I am a hobbyist photographer so I relate to the visual arts that way, but Im not a painter.”
“We primarily grow as human beings by discovering new truths about ourselves and our reality.”

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