"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed."

-- Oscar Wilde

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Roy: "Looks like it's starting to rain" Riza: "But..It's not raining..." Roy: "Yes it is. This is the rain.”
“The worst happens, and life still goes on.”
“The public is tired of politicians professing certain beliefs and not acting on those beliefs. They want elected officials who have the moral courage to do what they will say they will do when they're running for election.”
“Men and women can never be close. They can hardly speak to one another in the same language. But are compelled, forever, to try, and therefore even in defeat there is no peace.”

Source : Margaret Drabble (2013). “The Middle Ground”, p.103, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“That many-faceted thing called love succeeds in building bridges from the loneliness on this shore to the loneliness on the other one. These bridges can be of great beauty, but they are rarely built for eternity, and frequently they cannot tolerate too heavy a burden without collapsing.”

Source : Karen Horney (1967). “Feminine Psychology”
“When night falls people become as lonely as snowflakes floating down from a gray city sky. Now and again we fall past a streetlamp and are visible, a brief moment apart, REAL-- we can be seen. We exist. Then we vanish into the gray darkness and the earth draws us to it.”

Source : Erik Fosnes Hansen (1996). “Psalm at Journey's End”, p.160, Macmillan
“The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore God. The 12th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore Thyself.”
“I like movies that make you think.”

You may also like: