"Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it."

-- Jeff Dunham

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“America is divided by a great argument about itself. Europe is divided by a great argument about America.”
“Does research get in the way of the story? It certainly can. Anything can, given that as writers we're all geniuses at procrastination. But mostly research teaches me about the world. Which often shows me the way, in terms of the story.”

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“A man is known by the company his mind keeps.”
“We're all brilliant at something. I discovered my powers when I was four years old. When you're young you're more in touch with your real talents, but so often the 30 year slog knocks it out of people.”
“The maps are really like a filter. They filter information for you to make better decisions on where you are going and what to do,”
“The screwball's an unnatural pitch. Nature never intended a man to turn his hand like that throwing rocks at a bear.”
“Painting and sculpture help other people to see what a wonderful world we live in.”
“I think comics have far more potential than a lot of people realize.”

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