"Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened."

-- Bill Bailey

#Believe Quotes #Quitting Quotes #Being True Quotes

“So let me get this straight," he said. "After everything that's happened on this campus-the murder, the stalking, the kidnapping-you want to go up into the woods-by yourself, in the middle of the night, based on something a ghost in a dream told you-and dig a hole?" Well when he put it that way...”
“I think when people watch a lot of artists, they're expecting this showiness, and I'm cracking jokes with people. I'm heckling back. I'm interacting.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“Literature is a bad crutch, but a good walking-stick.”
“Why the fairy tale of Willie Mays making a brilliant World Series catch, and then dashing off to play stickball in the street with his teenage pals. That's baseball. So is the husky voice of a doomed Lou Gehrig saying, 'I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth.'”

Source : Farewell speech at Yankee Stadium, New York, N.Y., 4 July 1939.
“How should Spring bring forth a garden on hard stone? Become earth, that you may grow flowers of many colors. For you have been heart-breaking rock. Once, for the sake of experiment, be earth!”
“I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms.”
“Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.”

Source : Source: gawker.com

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