"Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that."

--

Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Aug 29, 2011

Andy Borowitz

#Earthquakes Quotes #Hurricanes Quotes #Made Quotes

“When I started eBay, it was a hobby, an experiment to see if people could use the Internet to be empowered through access to an efficient market. I actually wasn't thinking about it in terms of a social impact. It was really about helping people connect around a sphere of interest so they could do business.”
“[In hockey] I was a goon, just protecting the better players. I've always been a better baseball player.”
“I am the very model of a modern major general”
“I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.”
“Nature is God's. Art is man's instrument.”

Source : Thomas Sackville Dorset (Earl of), Sir Thomas Overbury (1760). “Prolusions; or, Select pieces of antient poetry,--compil'd with great care from their several originals: and offer'd to the publick as specimens of the integrity that should be found in the editions of worthy authors, in three parts ... with a preface ...”, p.64
“I held out my arms to him and he came to me like a child.”
“I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'”
“I joke that I reached the bimbo trifecta when I came to Fox News! In being a former Miss America, being blonde and then Fox.”

Source : "'Getting Real' with Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson". Interview with John W. Kennedy, www.beliefnet.com.

You may also like:

Alfonso Ribeiro
Actor
Anthony Lane
Journalist
David Remnick
Journalist
James Avery
Actor
John Fugelsang
Actor
Karyn Parsons
Actress
Sarah Silverman
Comedian
Will Smith
Actor
Gary David Goldberg
Producer