"It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest."

-- Laurence J. Peter

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“What shall we do my darling, when trial grows more, and more, when the dim, lone light expires, and it's dark, so very dark, and we wander, and know not where, and cannot get out of the forest - whose is the hand to help us, and to lead, and forever guide us? ... Where do you think I've strayed and from what new errand returned. I have come from to and fro, and walking up and down the same place that Satan hailed from when God asked where he'd been.”
“We can use music as a tool to overcome things. It was a beautiful age and realization for me, an awakening. I felt like my eyes were opened. It was like, you mean to tell me that I have the opportunity when I'm bottling stuff up, wanting to smash windows and breaking down walls, I can put that energy into a song and wake up the next day with that weight lifted?”

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“I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.”
“You were born with two things: existence and opportunity, and these are the raw materials out of which you can make a successful life.”
“I don't have any regrets in my life actually. I think that's a pretty good policy.”
“The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.”
“A Dreamer is a person whose life is in motion.”
“Might not most men be as well named boys grown old.”

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