"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Gold Quotes #Sticks Quotes #Coins Quotes

“"All conditioned things are impermanent" - when one sees this with wisdom, one turns away from suffering.”
“The new Republican Congress should move full speed ahead to repeal and replace Obamacare. It would be unwise to wait for the Supreme Court to perform this service for the American people.”
“Science is defined in various ways, but today it is generally restricted to something which is experimental, which is repeatable, which can be predicted, and which is falsifiable.”
“I'm just a shy and retreating kind of person. Sometimes I get in a real talkative mood - but not very often.”
“Donâ€™t concern yourself with being right in othersâ€™ eyes. And donâ€™t secretly hope that their lives will fall apart so that your opinion will be vindicated. Instead, concentrate on obeying God in your own life and, when possible, helping others to obey Him as well. You donâ€™t have to prove others wrong to continue on the course you know God has shown you.”
“The future and success of America is not in this Constitution, but in the laws of God upon which this Constitution is founded.”
“Edwards said the greatest moment of his career was winning the national championship. The lowest moment (of my career) happens every time we lose to Utah.”
“Now the choices you make are not about finding your path. Rather, they are choices to open the path you have found.”

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