"Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sht and the joy of complaining the sht you just broke doesn't work."

-- Jon Stewart

#Fun Quotes #Nice Quotes #Joy Quotes

“There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we finally find out who shot Bambi's mother.”
“I lean over you, your equal, offering you a mirror for your perfect nothingness, for your shadows which are neither light nor absence of light, for this void which contemplates. To all that which you are, and, for our language, are not, I add a consciousness. I make you experience your supreme identity as a relationship, I name you and define you. You become a delicious passivity.”
“I mean, anyone can let Danger out but the really clever thing is finding somewhere for it to go afterwards.”
“Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response”
“A natural New Yorker is a native of the present tense.”
“While the demand for organic food outstrips supply, we happen to know that 77 percent of consumers don't want genetically engineered crops grown in this country. Consumers can choose whether or not to buy organic produce. Genetically modified ingredients will deny us choice in the long run.”
“By sealing our work with our blood, we may see at least the bright dawn of universal happiness.”

Source : "Speech to the National Convention". February 05, 1794.
“I don't know why people thought I was retiring.”

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