"As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down."

-- Gracie Allen

#Men Quotes #Offending Quotes #People Quotes

“We can be in our day what the heroes of faith were in their day - but remember at the time they didn't know they were heroes.”
“Action is movement with intelligence”
“There's just kind of a sweetness about Canadians. Americans are a little more pushy, I mean, in a way that I enjoy - they're basically pushy because of their enthusiasm - we're a lot clumsier than other people.”
“Resolved: that every man should live to the glory of God. Resolved second: that whether others do this or not I will.”
“To make a small town achieve its potential, you need everybody. When a blind person carries a crippled person who can see, both of them get where they're going.”
“Leading an organization is as much about soul as it is about systems. Effective leadership finds its source in understanding”
“I have had almost every job under the sun, it feels like. One of the first jobs I took was as a door-to-door pest control salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina.”
“Everyone is a virtuoso on his own instrument, but together they add up to an intolerable cacophony.”

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