"I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show."

-- Dane Cook

#Writing Quotes #Night Quotes #Funny Things Quotes

“If you want to have any success in politics, sing softly and carry a big guitar,”
“Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.”
“Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.”
“The people who are working, paying their taxes are put into the system so that affordable housing could be built in neighborhoods that they probably live in that. That they may not want to, they may pay a premium so that they could live where they want to live and you end up with just another massive redistribution of wealth.”
“I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.”
“Still being ambitious to want to play on the record, I was a mediocre keyboard player. And uh, I seized the opportunity and played the organ.”

Source : "Rock and Roll". "Shakespeares in the Alley", openvault.wgbh.org. September 1995.
“There really is only one ending to any story. Human life ends in death. Until then, it keeps going and gets complicated and there's loss. Everything involves loss; every relationship ends in one way or another.”
“I like fast cars. And I like champions.”

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