"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."

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Dave Barry

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #America Quotes

“I just wanted to go play in the big leagues. But possibly playing for the Yankees is very special.”
“It is ... through the world of the imagination which takes us beyond the restrictions of provable fact, that we touch the hem of truth.”
“I never want to be a showoff or attention getter or something that, truthfully, is kind of repulsive to me, but I get uncomfortable.”
“Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better.”
“I never wanted to write. I just wrote letters home from a kibbutz in Israel to reassure my parents that I was still alive and well fed and having a great time. They thought these letters were brilliant and sent them to a newspaper. So I became a writer by accident.”
“Writing more and more to the sound of music, writing more and more like music. Sitting in my studio tonight, playing record after record, writing, music a stimulant of the highest order, far more potent than wine.”
“People see it [boxing] as a physical contact sport, but it's not. It's really a spiritual one of will against will. Who wants it the most? How much is he willing to take - and dish out - to get it? It's like fighting is 10 percent physical and 90 percent emotional.”
“Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldnâ€™t get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now heâ€™s the sheriff; now heâ€™s running around writing everybody a ticket!”

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