"My whole life, I've been telling jokes."

-- Brad Garrett

#Whole Life Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“You can't always expect a certain result, but you can expect to do your best.”
“No matter how good a public school teacher, he or she will always be required to teach the state's values and the state's perspective on subjects from sex to history and biology.”

Source : Cal Thomas, Wayne Stayskal (2001). “The Wit & Wisdom of Cal Thomas”
“Ignorant free speech often works against the speaker. That is one of several reasons why it must be given rein instead of suppressed.”
“I did an art show for Donald Trump at his house in Palm Beach, Florida. It was a bunch of pop art and stuff like that, so I wasn't doing any graffiti at that time, so I'd say from about 2000 to 2006, I wasn't doing any graffiti.”

Source : Source: www.askmen.com
“One suffers as a result of one's own actions. So, instead of blaming others for such sufferings, one should pray to the Lord and depending entirely on His grace, try to bear them patiently and with forbearance under all circumstances.”
“What, on the eternal list of priorities, precedes health? What more obvious role could government have than the defense of the life, of each citizen? We cannot stop every germ that seeks to harm us any more than we can stop every person who seeks to harm us. But we can try dammit and government's essential role in that effort facilitate it, reduce its cost, broaden its availability, improve my health and yours, seems, ultimately, self-explanatory.”
“Spring bursts today, For love is risen and all the earth's at play.”
“You must stick to your conviction, but be ready to abandon your assumptions.”

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