"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“It's daring to be curious about the unknown, to dream big dreams, to live outside prescribed boxes, to take risks, and above all, daring to investigate the way we live until we discover the deepest treasured purpose of why we are here.”

Source : Luci Swindoll (2003). “I Married Adventure”, p.9, Thomas Nelson Inc
“I am honored to join the CBS Sports family to inspire, entertain and deliver insight on a platform with amazing women doing what we do best - talk sports. I am excited to have the opportunity to be a part of such a ground-breaking show. Yet we cannot do it alone. We hope to have the support of men and women'”
“I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well.”
“[Making music] only turned into this weird job in the last year or so. Once I figured that out, I was having a blast.”
“The big risk in Saudi Arabia is that Ghawar's rate of decline increases to an alarming point. That will set bells ringing all over the oil world because Ghawar underpins Saudi output and Saudi undergirds worldwide production.”

Source : "Forecast of Rising Oil Demand Challenges Tired Saudi Fields" by Jeff Gerth, www.nytimes.com. February 24, 2004.
“The only poll obviously that matters is the last one, the one that's counted after all the votes are cast.”
“That which does not kill me, has made a grave tactical error.”
“Could I be assured that America would remain virtuous, I would venture to defy the utmost Efforts of Enemies to subjugate her.”

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