"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

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Source : In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112

Dean Martin

#Clever Quotes #Lying Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Erudition can produce foliage without bearing fruit.”
“The loftiness of understanding embraces all. It requires as much spirit to suffer the failings of others as it does to appreciate their good qualities.”
“Yes, I have played a blitz game once. It was on a train, in 1929.”
“There are no limitations with a song. To me a song is a little piece of art. It can be whatever you like it to be. You can write the simplest song, and that's lovely, or you can just write a song that is abstract art.”
“Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.”
“Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions.”
“More people live off cancer than die from it.”
“You're either on the bus or off the bus.”

Source : Tom Wolfe (2008). “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test”, p.97, Macmillan

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