"I do sarcasm really poorly."

-- Brittany Murphy

#Sarcastic Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“When it comes to culture, religion and mentality, most Russians identify with Europe.”
“Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.”
“You know, Hillary Clinton gives of herself. Princess Diana gave of herself. But they are not saints.”
“All success consists in this: You are doing something for somebody - benefiting humanity - and the feeling of success comes from the consciousness of this.”
“Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.”
“Jesus did not send us into the world to make believers but to make disciples.”
“What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren't long enough for the reading she wanted to do.”

Source : Alan Bennett (2008). “The Uncommon Reader”, p.10, Faber & Faber
“To make the bloody thing talk the way I do when I'm on a verbal roll, in my idioms and rhythms.”

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