"Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved."

-- Rita Rudner

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“In modern capitalism economic exploitation rather than political oppression is the real enemy of the people.”

Source : Emma Goldman (2011). “Living My Life (Two Volumes in One)”, p.324, Cosimo, Inc.
“My scars are numerous, my flesh is powerless, my enemy is dangerous, but my God is glorious and His grace is totally sufficient.”

Source : Matt Papa (2014). “Look and Live: Behold the Soul-Thrilling, Sin-Destroying Glory of Christ”, p.15, Baker Books
“All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.”
“With my students I give them lots and lots of guided writing. Part of it is as simple as writing a lot but not toward anything. The mind floats. Then I help them see where the language has heat. If we do this a lot in class, students eventually relax into this writing practice and enjoy it. Even just that - writing pleasure without the anxiety of "audience" or "grade" or "success" - is a kind of impetus toward the unfamiliar.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Man has 2 common problems with God: the one is that there is evil in the world; the other is that free will is limited. The one, he is charging that the world is too evil; the other is that it is not evil enough.”
“I am learning to look at myself differently, to see the scattered remnants of hope and dreams and collect them again.”
“Grace is power as well as pardon.”
“We all learn by experience, and your lesson this time is that you should never lose sight of the alternative. Sherlock Holmes speaking with Dr. Watson.”

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