"I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Grandparent Quotes #Making Love Quotes #Raisins Quotes

“I didn't know I was depressed until years later. Actually, I went to the Minirth-Meier Clinic for ADD. I got tested for ADD. So, that's nice. It's nice to know you got ADD. So, that puts you on medication. Did that for years. Then got tested for clinical depression. So, finally when they tell you this, you go, 'ahhh, this is great.' So, now this explains events in your life and how you handle them. But our society frowns on it and they don't want their heroes to have these issues, but unfortunately I do.”
“I think I've been mildly obsessed with my hair. I don't think I have a hugely adversarial relationship with it. One my essay is about my decision to keep coloring my hair once it started to go gray, but once I wrote the essay - once the book was in production - I decided to go gray.”

Source : Source: nytlive.nytimes.com
“It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.”

Source : Andrew Linzey (1976). “Animal rights: a Christian assessment of man's treatment of animals”, SCM Press
“it's important to remember how fortunate we are as a country to have a currency and a bond market that is seen in every way as a source of strength and it's a huge responsibility for us to keep it that way.”
“My feet have been my best friend for the last 40 years. I've just been a dancing fool on stage, and after awhile you just kind of wear them out.”
“I don't always want a big meal after work - just some crisps and wine!”
“There are only three American names that are known in every corner of the globe: Singer sewing machines, Coca Cola and Elizabeth Arden.”
“He never went out without a book under his arm, and he often came back with two.”

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