"We, we live! ours are the hours, and the living have their claims."

“... most people are dead, and none of them seem to mind it. One hears a great many complaints about life, doesn't one? And there are people I know who would certainly grumble -- however dead they were -- if there were anything to grumble at.”

“Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.”

Source : "Number 789: Animal House". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.

“Anything that makes it easier to understand, makes it a little easier to bear.”

“Is there not an art, a music, and a stream of words that shalt be life, the acknowledged voice of life?”

“They say that in the hour before an earthquake the clouds hang leaden in the sky, the winds slows to a hot breath, and the birds fall quiet in the trees of the town square. Yes but these are the same portents that precede lunchtime, frankly.”

“Better immersion than to live untouched.”

“I do read many of the photography magazines from the U.K. and abroad.”

“My comedic instinct, is a little bit more rooted in - my mother's British so I've always been more of the dry receiver of the crazy as opposed to the initiator of the crazy. I'm kind of predisposed to be the straight man.”

Source : "Jason Bateman Talks Horrible Bosses 2, The Family Fang, What He Learned Directing Bad Words, Ipo Man, and More". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. November 25, 2014.