"If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find."

-- Demetri Martin

#Life Quotes #Bookstores Quotes #Mystery Novels Quotes

“I think stupidity in business is really an interesting thing. What winds up happening is a disconnect between your company's strategic management and then your more applied on-the-street management. I guarantee with you that the board of directors of most companies has no idea what the costs of hiring people really is in the HR department.”
“Grace in women has more effect than beauty.”
“Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations. It is not much matter if things do not turn out well.”
“In a perfect world, I'd love to make 90-minute movies, but for me, a movie needs to be as long or short as it can sustain itself.”
“I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a dietician.”
“You are 100 percent responsible for how your children turn out. And you accomplish that by teaching them that they are 100 percent responsible for how they turn out.”
“I know what it's like to be in one place and dream of another. I also know what it's like to feel that nostalgia is a fairly useless thing because it is stasis.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Politeness is an inexpensive way to make friends.”

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