"My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work."

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Source : Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

Jane Wagner

#Mom Quotes #My Mom Quotes #Going To Work Quotes

“Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit”
“How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday?”

Source : Shane Claiborne (2010). “The Irresistible Revolution: Living As an Ordinary Radical”, p.18, ReadHowYouWant.com
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.”
“I alone must solve my problem. I have to clear my mind of everything else, think hard, analyze, explore my options, plan a strategy for the immediate situation, and then do whatever it takes. Sometimes it means scraping off what I have done and starting over again and again.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkeyâ€™s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ***** as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody elseâ€™s dead empty bacteria-laden ***** to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?”
“I have amazing news for you. Man is not alone on this planet. He is part of a community, upon which he depends absolutely.”
“In reality drilling is the slowest, dirtiest, and most expensive way to solve our energy crisis.”

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