"Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ***** as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ***** to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?"

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