"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Groucho Marx

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“They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.”

Source : "Ryan's Page Of Fun and Lesbian Robot Erotica". www.insaneabode.com.
“Besides learning to see, there is another art to be learned - not to see what is not.”

Source : Maria Mitchell (1896). “Maria Mitchell: Life, Letters, and Journals”
“My youngest son is a writer. He wrote for 'The District' and 'CSI: NY.”

Source : "Life Lessons". Interview with Larry Getlen, www.aarp.org. September 23, 2010.
“The cinema camera doesn't make movies; it allows movies to be made. It's the creative people who make it real to people.”

Source : "Virtual Reality Spy Game 'I Expect You To Die' Tops Second Annual Proto Awards" by Carolyn Giardina, www.hollywoodreporter.com. September 22, 2015.
“Different men have different names, which they owe to their parents or to themselves, that is, to their own pursuits and achievements. But our great pursuit, the great name we wanted, was to be Christians, to be called Christians.”
“The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I protest, silently.”
“Somewhere out there the world must have an end.”
“In sports as in child rearing, marital arguments, or tantrums, the same laws of learning apply; when an emotion is encouraged and the rules permit it, it is perpetuated, not 'drained.' ... An emotion without social rules of containment and expression is like an egg without a shell: a gooey mess ...”

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