"The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door."

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Demetri Martin

#Running Quotes #Children Quotes #Glasses Quotes

“I've become wary of interviews in which you're forced to go back over the reasons why you made certain decisions. You tend to rationalize what you've done, to intellectually review a process that is often intuitive.”
“I tell my students to think of poems as language plus, language with value added beyond its everyday use.”
“Don't be different just for different's sake. If you see it differently, function that way. Follow your own muse, always.”
“It is much safer to reconcile an enemy than to conquer him; victory may deprive him of his poison, but reconciliation of his will.”
“If we feel inwardly strong, we will have no need or desire to speak ill of others.”
“And it's always possible that you will not get a nice review. So - and that's enraging of course, to get a bad review, you can't talk back, and it's sort of shaming in a way.”
“Better to leave dreams behind and go forward with purpose.”
“I've been watching battle rap since that time period when Cassidy was hot, Murda Mook and Lux first when at it. That was a very pivotal time in hip-hop.”

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