"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax."

-- Rita Rudner

#Funny Quotes #Country Quotes #War Quotes

“At this point in my career, I don't have to deal with audition rejections. So I get my rejection from other things. My children can make me feel rejected. They can humble you pretty quick.”
“I'm still trying to express my truth, my place in the world, my belief.”
“The source of our love comes from within. No one out there is that source. It makes sense to go to the source.”
“Imperfections are not inadequacies; they are reminders that we're all in this together.”

Source : Brené Brown (2010). “The Gifts of Imperfection: Let Go of Who You Think You're Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are”, p.76, Simon and Schuster
“Freedom is never easily won, but once established, freedom lasts, spreads and chokes out tyranny.”
“I know hands down I would lose for sure, but I would love to just dance with BeyoncÃ©. Really, that's what my dream is. She is such a good dancer and I know I would lose, like hands down I know I would lose, but I just want to be in her presence and see her dance up close. She is so good, I am literally obsessed with her and I think she's amazing.”
“There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.”

Source : Pearl Bailey (1969). “The raw Pearl”, Pocket
“All truths are erroneous. This is the very essence of the dialectical process: today's truths become errors tomorrow; there is no final number.”

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