"By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it."

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Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

Andrew Dice Clay

#Kids Quotes #Parent Quotes #Drug Quotes

“I knew when the ball was going out (over the Green Monster). It was something I worked into the decoy, but it used to tick the pitchers off. Bill Monbouquette used to say, 'Can't you at least make it look like you can catch it?' Meanwhile, the ball would be on its way over the fence to a spot three-quarters of the way out to the railroad tracks.”
“Life, in all its uniqueness, would not be life without the negatives and the positives.”
“it matters infinitely less what we do than what we are.”

Source : Harriet Martineau (1849). “Life in the sick-room. Essays. By an invalid [i.e. H. Martineau] ... Third edition”, p.138
“When we fear things I think that we wish for them ... every fear hides a wish”
“Its better to pace yourself throughout a big day like Thanksgiving by having something healthful for breakfast and something light for lunch.”
“Perhaps the best proof of the Almighty's existence is that we never know when we are to die.”
“I love performing. It's a phenomenal getaway. If you want to really let out everything you feel, that's the time to do it.”
“Only when we accept and forgive all that is or has been the good, the bad, and the ugly of our human lives can we get off the guilt trip and back into the flow. That means we must love our humanness and all of our failings; we must accept, learn from, and yes, even love our mistakes.”

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