"I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast."

-- Jay London

#Clouds Quotes #People Quotes #Casting Quotes

“Being unconscious is the ultimate disability.”
“Through the dripping weeks that follow One another slow, and soak Summer's extinguished fire and autumn's drifting smoke.”
“My moral compass swings far to the left, but when it comes to gratuitous violence, I have trouble.”
“I want nothing to do with any religion concerned with keeping the masses satisfied to live in hunger, filth, and ignorance. I want nothing to do with any order, religious or otherwise, which does not teach people that they are capable of becoming happier and more civilized on this earth, capable of becoming master of his fate and captain of his soul.”
“Tis I that call, remember Milo's end, Wedged in that timber which he strove to rend.”
“I prefer being wrong in my own way to being right in someone else's.”
“A family's responses to crisis or to a new situation mirror those of a child. That is to say, the way a small child deals with a new challenge (for instance, learning to walk) has certain predictable stages: regression, anxiety, mastery, new energy, growth, and feedback for future achievement. These stages can also be seen in adults coping with new life events, whether positive or negative.”
“I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.”

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