"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."

-- Dane Cook

#Girlfriend Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Get Better Quotes

“STORIES WE TELL is one of the boldest and most exciting films Iâ€™ve seen in the last six months, and the kind of experience that has the power to alter your perception of the world.”
“She had never imagined she had the power to make someone else so happy. And not a magical power, either--a purely human one.”
“What can I say? Librarians rule.”
“Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods. The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the edge of a forest that could only be described as really freakin' huge.”
“It's just rock and roll. A lot of times we get criticized for it. A lot of music papers come out with: 'When are they going to stop playing these three chords?' If you believe you shouldn't play just three chords it's pretty silly on their part. To us, the simpler a song is, the better, 'cause it's more in line with what the person on the street is.”

Source : Atlanta Gazette Interview, May 1979.
“If someone's 20 years old and every third line out of their mouth is anti-something specific, then draw your own conclusion.”

Source : Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2009.
“Personally, I didn't think there was anything wrong with sadness. Just the opposite â€“ hypocrisy made people happy and truth made them sad.”
“Merely having inclinations does not disqualify one for any aspect of Church participation or membership, except possibly marriage. But even that, in the fullness of life as we understand it through the doctrines of the restored gospel, eventually can become possible.”

Source : Source: www.mormonnewsroom.org

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