"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“Gourmandism is an act of judgment, by which we prefer things which have a pleasant taste to those which lack this quality.”
“It used to be that we taxed property - zapped farmers basically. And there were very rich people who didn't pay that much tax. So in 1913, they put in the income tax. It was incredibly popular. The tax we love to hate today.”
“People were buying milk, or filling their cars with petrol, or even posting letters. And what no one else knew was the appalling weight of the thing they were carrying inside. The superhuman effort it took sometimes to be normal, and a part of things that appeared both easy and everyday. The loneliness of that.”

Source : Rachel Joyce (2012). “The Unlikely Pilgrimage Of Harold Fry”, p.86, Random House
“I continued a legacy of great skating from this country and I was able to capitalize on the reputation of the Canadian skaters that came before me. I especially mean Brian Orser.”
“Nourishing the soul is the process of drinking at the life stream, coming back to one's true self, embracing the whole of one's experience - good, bad, or ugly; painful or exalted; dull or boring.”
“In Canada, the U.S. and most of Europe it may be easy to take political stands, this is something for which you can be forced to pay with your life, or your freedom, in many other parts of the world, from Iran to Russia to Pakistan to China.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Every actor is different so you cannot become best friends on Day One. You just have to learn to know each other.”
“Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you ...”

Source : Rebecca Wells (2009). “Little Altars Everywhere: Novel, A”, p.19, Harper Collins

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