"There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool."

-- Demetri Martin

#Differences Quotes #Important Quotes #Pool Quotes

“You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this is going to be shocking for the liberal professors out there that are indoctrinating our kids but the founding fathers believed in the Judeo-Christian god that believed we have life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! You can pursuit it. If you don't get it, it's your fault! You messed up. Go back to work. Work harder.”
“Festival of the impassioned efforts and manifold ambitions of all forms of youthful activity of every generation springing from the threshold of life.”
“Why is it taking so long to believe that if we hurt Nature, we hurt ourselves?”
“When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.”
“You can do ANYTHING you want to do-This is your World”
“I couldn't throw a knuckleball if my life depended on it.”

Source : "Answer Man: Gio Gonzalez talks getting traded, Cy Young, Strasburg shutdown and the Chevy Geo". Interview with David Brown, www.yahoo.com. October 6, 2012.
“His blue-black hair fell over his face when he moved, like tiny arrows pointing to pronounced cheeckbones. "Starting to think you were going to bail on me." "Didn't know you were expecting me," she said in what she hoped was a casual voice. He gets sexier every day. "Not Expecting, but hoping. Always hoping”

Source : Melissa Marr (2011). “Wicked Lovely with Bonus Material”, p.24, Harper Collins
“If you don't have it in your part, leave it out, because there is enough missing already.”

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