"My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe."

-- Natasha Leggero

#Baby Quotes #Night Quotes #Dui Quotes

“The more I think about myself, the more I'm persuaded that, as a person, I really don't exist. That is one of the reasons why I can't believe in any orthodox religion: I cannot believe in my own soul. No, I am a chemical compound, conditioned by environment and education. My "character" is simply a repertoire of acquired tricks, my conversation a repertoire of adaptations and echoes, my "feelings" are dictated by purely physical, external stimuli.”
“The compass of compassion asks not what is good for me? but what is good? Not what is best for me but what is best. Not what is right for me but what is right. Not how much can we take? but How much ought we leave? and how much might we give? Not what is easy but what is worthy. Not what is practical but what is moral.”

Source : Carl Safina (2011). “The View from Lazy Point: A Natural Year in an Unnatural World”, p.407, Henry Holt and Company
“The importance of the river cannot be overstated in the history of the country, or the development of the nation.”
“Happiness never becomes a habit.”
“Have the moral courage to stand firm in obeying Godâ€™s will, even if you have to stand alone.”
“The pressure is always there... I just have got to go out there and enjoy my moment and do my best.”
“It would be difficult to exaggerate the degree to which we are influenced by those we influence.”
“It's much harder to play myself. If I ever do a movie again, it'll be a singing serial killer.”

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