"I would hate to meet myself at 15."

-- John Oliver

“Not that I have any little kids running around I need to keep away from the guns. I had any kids I'd get rid of the guns. Nothing more dangerous to the life of a child than a house full of firearms. Nothing more dangerous except maybe a parent.”

Source : Charlie Huston (2007). “Already Dead: A Novel”, p.33, Del Rey
“even damnation is poisoned with rainbows.”
“Sometimes siblings can get in each other's space.”
“Without the ability of issue groups to tell the truth, who knows what the public will believe.”
“The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean.”
“Prudence is the knowledge of things to be sought, and those to be shunned.”
“[Erwin Rommel] explained why in short words, what the two generals' message and then he explained his position and he gave some reason for his position. And then he said, "The ten minutes are over, and I have to leave now." Then my father said goodbye. He also told that us that in I think twenty or thirty minutes, I don't remember, "You will get a telephone call telling you that I have died of stroke."”
“And so, through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot, enkindling my fog with a heavenly ray. And for this I thank God; for all have doubts; many deny; but doubts or denials, few along with them, have intuitions. Doubts of all things earthly, and intuitions of some things heavenly; this combination makes neither believer nor infidel, but makes a man who regards them both with equal eye.”

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