"Where do ideas come from? Ideas come from other ideas."

-- Ira Glass

“Have patience with all things, But, first of all with yourself.”
“The NAACP should have riot rehearsals.”
“He was falling between glacial walls, he didn't know how anyone could fall so far away from everyone else in the world. So far to fall, so cold all the way, so steep and dark between those morphine-coloured walls...”
“He who fights, can lose. He who doesn't fight, has already lost.”
“Some artists go through life not realizing that they have to be happy today. They're always thinking about the next job or the next thing: "I'll get this, then I'll be happy." Then you're miserable.”

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“Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.”
“We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid.”
“People are always looking for me to be a freak, weird.”

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