"I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze."

--

Tracy Morgan

#Funny Quotes #Idols Quotes #Karaoke Quotes

“Tis mighty easy o'er a glass of wine On vain refinements vainly to refine, To laugh at poverty in plenty's reign, To boast of apathy when out of pain, And in each sentence, worthy of the schools, Varnish'd with sophistry, to deal out rules Most fit for practice, but for one poor fault That into practice they can ne'er be brought.”
“Debt is a cleverly managed reconquest of Africa”
“The difference between a hero and an also-ran is the guy who hangs on for one last gasp.”
“The pessimist is seldom an agitating individual. His creed breeds indifference to others, and he does not trouble himself to thrust his views upon the unconvinced.”
“Writers are such phonies: they sometimes have wise insights but they don't live by them at all. That's what writers are like...you think they know something, but usually they are just messes.”
“I hate alarms. If they go off I get really tetchy. I hate them. They just get me going, I'm hyper at the best of times, but they drive me mad.”

Source : Interview with Tom Lutz, www.theguardian.com. July 25, 2008.
“I have no clan, nor any rank. I am unique.”
“Whoever controls the media, the images, controls the culture.”

Source : "Brain Power: Learn to Improve Your Thinking Skills". Book by Karl Albrecht, p. 6, 1979.

You may also like:

Alec Baldwin
Actor
Chris Rock
Comedian
Ice Cube
Record producer
Jack McBrayer
Actor
Jane Krakowski
Actress
Judah Friedlander
Actor
Martin Lawrence
Actor
Rodrigo Santoro
Actor
Tina Fey
Actress