"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over."

-- Garry Shandling

#Talking Quotes #Dating Quotes #Homeless Quotes

“When the Pleiades and the wind in the grass are no longer a part of the human spirit, a part of very flesh and bone, man becomes, as it were, a kind of cosmic outlaw, having neither the completeness nor integrity of the animal nor the birthright of a true humanity.”
“Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she wanted the regular or the super-absorbent tampons. I added that, according to the box, the super-absorbent were for those heavy days. Then I asked her to rate her heaviness on a scale of one to ten." "Okay, you could." "Then while we were standing in line, I asked her why she was buying three boxes of Summer's Eve in the middle of winter." I set her at arm's length. "Wow." "I know, right? I had no idea a person could turn so red.”
“Punctuality is a virtue, If you don't mind being lonely.”
“I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me to start behaving”
“Men must read for amusement as well as for knowledge.”
“The expectation on the iPod is that HP's version will probably outsell Apple's version relatively quickly.”

Source : "HP Rolls Out New Range of Consumer Products, Including iPod", www.foxnews.com. August 27, 2004.
“It seems like we're spending billions of dollars on whiz-bang technology and not enough money on human resources, which really is proven to be the most effective way of stopping terrorism.”
“It may be said that modern Europe with teachers who inform it that its realist instincts are beautiful, acts ill and honors what is ill.”

Source : Julien Benda (2011). “The Treason of the Intellectuals”, p.183, Transaction Publishers

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