"A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright."

-- Lucille Ball

#Smart Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes #Men Quotes

“The beanball is one of the meanest things on Earth and no decent fellow would use it. The beanball is a potential murderer. If I were a batter and thought the pitcher really tried to bean me, I'd be inclined to wait for him outside the park with a baseball bat.”
“Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.”
“Bill Russell is one of the great names in basketball, an all-American... and the only athlete to ever win an NCAA Championship, an Olympic Gold Medal, and a professional championship all in the same year-1956...But Bill Russell had this one problem: He threw up before every game.”
“I feel like people focus too much on what other people think of their lives and trying to appear like they have it all together rather than focusing on just being happy. You can't control the perception of others no matter how hard you try. Do things that promote personal growth and health. Genuine happiness is hard to miss.”
“I got my start by giving myself a start.”
“Thanks are the highest form of thought.”
“You know what I'm doing starting 1st November? Jesus Christ Superstar.”
“I've always been a draw-er, all throughout elementary school I was the "kid who draws".”

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