"Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?"

-- Lewis Black

#Atheist Quotes #Order Quotes #Brain Quotes

“Today there's a change of guards in Denmark.”

Source : "Denmark elects its first female prime minister" by Jan M. Olsen and Karl Ritter, www.sfgate.com. September 16, 2011.
“I injured myself quite badly when I was seventeen. I broke my ankle, and it didn't heal in such a way that I could keep dancing at the level I wanted to. It wasn't like, 'Oh my god, I'll never play the violin again.' I could, but not at the level I wanted. So, I segued into acting, the other thing that was also meaningful to me.”

Source : "Q&A – Kristin Lehman (Gwen Eaton)". AMCtv.com Interview, www.amc.com.
“The only way to write a book, Iâ€™m fond of telling people, is to actually write a book. Thatâ€™s how you write a book.”
“Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!”
“The average food item on a U.S. grocery shelf has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacations.”
“Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them.”

Source : "Afternoon Treat". Interview with Michael Portantiere, www.theatermania.com. April 26, 2002.
“If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up." The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. ... They were forever busting their buttons in spasms of insufferable yahoo pride or all too publicly agonizing over their crises.”

Source : Bruce McCall (1999). “Thin Ice: Coming of Age in Canada”, Vintage
“I do think that a general liberal arts education is very important, particularly in an uncertain changing world”

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