"Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer."

-- Jeff Dunham

#People Quotes #Biographies Quotes #Ghost Quotes

“One of the greatest challenges in creating a joyful, peaceful and abundant life is taking responsibility for what you do and how you do it. As long as you can blame someone else, be angry with someone else, point the finger at someone else, you are not taking responsibility for your life.”
“When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable.”
“There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem, inspire with the same love for justice and virtue which men in general have for riches and honors. But the number of these men is so small that I only mention them in honor of humanity.”
“The mistake made by all previous systems of ethics has been the failure to recognize that life as such is the mysterious value with which they have to deal. All spiritual life meets us within natural life. Reverence for life, therefore, is applied to natural life and spiritual life alike. In the parable of Jesus, the shepherd saves not merely the soul of the lost sheep but the whole animal. The stronger the reverence for natural life, the stronger grows also that for spiritual life.”
“The secret of improved plant breeding, apart from scientific knowledge, is love.”
“Any company has got to reinvent itself again and again.”
“As soon as I know how to do something, I usually get bored with it.”
“I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent.”

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