"I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this."

-- Daniel Tosh

#War Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Fighting Quotes

“We're programmed to believe that time is the enemy, that it takes away from us or that it diminishes us. I have found that it's done the opposite to me. Life is in perfect balance. It's just that our perception of it isn't.”
“A good deal of Paradise Lost strikes one as being almost as mechanical as bricklaying.”

Source : "Revaluation: Tradition and Development in English Poetry". Book by F. R. Leavis, 1936.
“I was born, have lived, and will die free.”
“Art is not a mirror held up to reality but a hammer with which to shape it.”
“Be kind. Always if you have a choice, be kind.”

Source : Anne Rice (1996). “Servant of the Bones”, Random House Large Print Publishing
“However, I spent most of my time in a Quaker school.”
“I treat business a bit like a computer game. I count money as points. I'm doing really well: making lots of money and lots of points.”
“Loyalty to the principles upon which our Government rests positively demands that the equality before the law which it guarantees to every citizen should be justly and in good faith conceded in all parts of the land.”

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