"The more I know about men the more I like dogs."

-- Gloria Allred

#Dog Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes #Men Quotes

“I was never no, never no, never enough, But I can try, I can try to toughen up.”
“Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.”
“My faith in God is a huge part of my life, and yeah He has blessed me with an amazing family, and group of friends. In the Bible he tells us to think positively about ourselves, to not be down on ourselves. So I just try to live the way He wants me to, and make the best decisions I can.”
“Even in today's opera world, the position of the black tenor is problematic.”
“Comparisons are odious.”
“As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.”
“When considering a candidate for office, almost right up until they enter the polling booth and sometimes even in the booth itself, most voters rely more on what they see and hear themselves in real time than on facts, history, logic, or learned experience.”
“I don't want a government shutdown. I don't think anyone does.”

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