"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."

-- Jay London

#Worry Quotes #Identity Quotes #Needs Quotes

“Music is the cup which holds the wine of silence.”
“In terms of whether I use humor to allow me or my readers to come up for air, I don't think I put that much thought into it. I hate to say it, but I first have to entertain myself before I can think about the reader. I know that's kind of weird and selfish, but I write because it's fun, not because I need to put bread on the table.”
“What I felt at that time - we're talking about '61 - was that I couldn't remember seeing a film that reflected the age we were living in.”
“To all those who say they believe in God, please realize with faith that God hears every word you say. God hears your every thought. Realizing this, speak only what is truth and act only with God's qualities of love, compassion, justice, patience, and the realization that each life is as important as your own.”
“To travel is to possess the world”
“But my attitude about it is I have miles to go before I sleep.”
“It's far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.”
“No real change in history has ever been achieved by discussions.”

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