"My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'"

-- Demetri Martin

#Im Sorry Quotes #Moving Quotes #Apples Quotes

“The term â€˜quadrilateralâ€™ does not occur in the Wesley corpus â€“ and more than once, I have regretted having coined it for contemporary use, since it has been so widely misconstrued”
“We are always doing something to cover up our basic existential anxiety. Some people live that way until the day they die.”
“Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.”
“Mary Quant is my favourite fashion designer.”
“I'm ashamed and embarrassed to say that I've read very little of David Foster Wallace's work. It's a huge gap in my education, one of many.”

Source : "Interview with Ben Fountain, Author of Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk". Interview with Teddy Wayne, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 30, 2012.
“I think that at the start of a game, you're always playing to win, and then maybe if you're ahead late in the game, you start playing not to lose. The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.”
“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.”

Source : "Questionable Content (Number 2081: Great Expectations)". Slice-of-life webcomic by Jeph Jacques, questionablecontent.net. (August 1, 2003 - ).
“Proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but a half truth.”

Source : William Mathews (1874). “Getting on in the World: Or, Hints on Success in Life”, p.136, Belford Bros.

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