"I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely."

-- Demetri Martin

#Stars Quotes #Hipster Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“Are you really listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?”
“Prison is a crash course in the darker side of life. Few survive it without becoming a different person: more cynical, jaded, fearful, angry. Its hard to trust again, hard to believe, easy to hate a system that destroyed your life behind the pompous pretense of saving you from yourself, for your own good.”
“I have always loved fashion because it's a great way to express your mood. And I'm definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.”
“We live in stories. What we are is stories. We do things because of what is called character, and our character is formed by the stories we learn to live in.”

Source : William Kittredge (1996). “Who Owns the West?”
“Realisation is not acquisition of anything new nor is it a new faculty. It is only removal of all camouflage”
“I used to smoke marijuana. But Iâ€™ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening â€“ or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.”
“I know that something dies when i give up my books, and that my memory keeps going back to them with mournful nostalgia.”
“If there is a world here in a hundred years, it's going to be saved by tens of millions of little things.”

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