"I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where Iâ€™d ODâ€™ed on laxatives, and that a possible rapist was quietly passing me notes under the bathroom door."

-- Jenny Lawson

#Phones Quotes #Doors Quotes #Police Quotes

“Mainly, my job is to be on the outside and bring ideas into the company and forge change. Most people hate changeâ€”itâ€™s threatening. I thrive on it.”
“So I started chanting when I was nineteen, which was about twelve years ago, and it really had a huge impact on my outlook, happiness, and general creativity.”
“Relativism is not indifference; on the contrary, passionate indifference is necessary in order for you not to hear the voices that oppose your absolute decrees.”

Source : "On Relativism" by Karel Capek, 1925.
“I was always interested in fashion and beauty. I was fifteen when I was scouted in a flea market. Two years later, I arrived in New York. I was in awe because it was like another planet.”
“The woman of tomorrow will be efficacious, seductive and without contest superior to man. It is for this woman that I conceive my designs.”
“Nay, Sir, it was not the WINE that made your head ache, but the SENSE that I put into it' 'What, Sir! will sense make the head ache?' 'Yes, Sir, (with a smile,) when it is not used to it.”
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.”
“Genius always finds itself a century too early.”

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